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boopercy:

fillelune:

things i learned in ancient greek art today:

  • Achilles had a gay lover 
  • Zeus had a boy toy that he thought was pretty so he snatched him up and made him into his wine bitch and kept him under his throne on olympus always
  • there was a woman who wanted to be a man so Poseidon changed her sex and then made him impervious to metal weapons to boot
  • They made Aphrodite marry a lame and ugly guy and to retaliate she slept with everyone, but mostly Ares.

sounds like high school

killianhjones:

ouat season 3 appreciation week
favorite S3 character: Tinkerbell

  #tinker bell    #ouat  
mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
me: fire cannot kill a dragon
  #same  

angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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fliptunas:

i dont care if youre 7 there is no way i am letting you win an easter egg hunt welcome to the real world jackass

"I will need hot water for my bath, please," she told them, "and perfume, and some powder to cover this bruise." The right side of her face was swollen and beginning to ache, but she knew Joffery would want her to be beautiful.

  #my favorite    #sansa stark    #asoiaf    #game of thrones  
all-i-ever-wanted-dear:

shitfestcomic:

#135

I read this comic 2 days ago and I’m STILL laughing at it

all-i-ever-wanted-dear:

shitfestcomic:

#135

I read this comic 2 days ago and I’m STILL laughing at it

  #OMFG  

petyrbaelishs:

The snow fell and the castle rose. Two walls ankle-high, the inner taller than the outer. Tower and turrets, keeps and stairs, a round kitchen, a square armory, the stables along the inside of the west wall. It was only a castle when she began, but before very long Sansa knew it was Winterfell.

Sansa Stark Meme

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  #my heart    #sansa stark    #asoiaf    #game of thrones